The Hidden Diary of Bin Laden and God

Bin Laden is dead, and God was standing in front of him, he said,

"Allah, the Almighty", and Bin said: "Sir, it was I who wished to speak, " and Allah said: "Oh, I thought you thought it was vice versa, sorry for the mistake, as You were hell, from what I saw that you were pretty busy ?"

a little shy, Bin said, "Doing your job is not easy to know God," and God ", but it helps, I think, I can not do it all, now can I?" Bin thinking about this for a moment, he realized he would leave that alone, it is a difficult question (one may be loaded), and then in passing commented: "Is Muhammad about ?"

"I can have it at your command, what do you wish ?"

Bin Said in goofy way, "I told him I wanted to comment I'm doing a good job down that way ..."

Then suddenly, in a clap of thumb, Muhammad appeared, he was smiling, and garbage and met face to face (I think they thought the same way, and loved each other, you know, clicked), Mohammed said in a random repetitive voice,

"I see that my good deeds done, I think, the killing of unbelievers as much as possible: hee, hee," he said, adding: "I killed more people than you, maybe we can talk to the big guy, and see If you can get back down there, and catch up to me, I think that's good, but blood is blood, and Allah loves all that he can have, you know the name of God, we can do it, do it together, we from here, and you go down there ."

"Do you think another 9 / 11 will do the trick?" Mohammed Bin looked up, smiled, and behind him is God, who is looking up at the sky, as if he had not heard a thing, but he was still smiling, "said Mohammed,

"Yes, that could meet the great man, but how about more bang for the buck, you know, we'll supply of oil revenue through Iran or Syria, God has a few friends left there (the PLO and the gorillas can Hama assistance), and we can get a few aircraft on the line, and several other Arabs to give up their lives for the sacred honor to abide by U.S. and possibly Europe, and why not add some of our enemies in the Middle East that are a little cheap lately with their income ."

and so it was, garbage got a second chance to do well, and I think it is almost ready ....

1/20/2007 Humor